In September, 2002 I became a mother. It must have been the drugs, because I forgot myself and three years later did it all again. Follow along as I illustrate time and again that motherhood is not for wimps.
Streaming Vinaigrettes
All day I hide my smile because I look like freaking Shrek.Then Moonbeam tells me stories of my children.We roll with laughter and it's ok. 16 hrs ago
I wear an eye patch. Karma for the time a kid had one and I thought it was a costume.Other people's children don't wear costumes to school. 2 days ago
Cute Husband: "Can I call you 'Blinky'?" 4 days ago
My left eye no longer blinks. It waters amd stings. Totally annoying. So take a moment, people, and be grateful for your blinking eyes. 4 days ago
Now I'll tell a joke to make it up to you: Nope. Sorry. No good at spontaneous humor. I'll just have to owe you one. Sidebar is fixed. 1 week ago
Mary:Budding
environmentalist,
musician, and
serial killer.
Not a future
financier.
All hopes of being a professional chef, dashed.
very in touch with her feelings.
"What do you mean everybody knows about Roo? -- All of you??"
Da Posse: Three friends, four years, seven kids. You can't make that kind of stuff up. The one on the left is Tania. I think she figures if she sticks around, she might get a free toaster. Hmmm. Toast.
Cute Husband, Esq: A former Marine, it was he who instilled in our daughters a love of getting up very early in the morning to go off and do things. The bastard.
The Beasties: Just 'cause we don't have enough going on.