Motherhood is Not for Wimps

Archive for the 'Miss Sunbeam' Category

• Da Momma

  In September, 2002 I became a mother. It must have been the drugs, because I forgot myself and three years later did it all again. Follow along as I illustrate time and again that motherhood is not for wimps.

• Streaming Vinaigrettes

  • All day I hide my smile because I look like freaking Shrek.Then Moonbeam tells me stories of my children.We roll with laughter and it's ok. 16 hrs ago
  • I wear an eye patch. Karma for the time a kid had one and I thought it was a costume.Other people's children don't wear costumes to school. 2 days ago
  • Cute Husband: "Can I call you 'Blinky'?" 4 days ago
  • My left eye no longer blinks. It waters amd stings. Totally annoying. So take a moment, people, and be grateful for your blinking eyes. 4 days ago
  • Now I'll tell a joke to make it up to you: Nope. Sorry. No good at spontaneous humor. I'll just have to owe you one. Sidebar is fixed. 1 week ago
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• Da Book

  

• Cast of Characters

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    Mary: Budding environmentalist, musician, and serial killer. Not a future financier. All hopes of being a professional chef, dashed. very in touch with her feelings.
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    "What do you mean everybody knows about Roo? -- All of you??" Karenna: Renna-Roo. Karoodle-do, The Roodle, Everybody knows about Roo. Future member of the Bush cabinet. Scissors-throwing ninja. Healthy-- and repetitive -- self-esteem. Not a fan of organza.
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    Da Posse: Three friends, four years, seven kids. You can't make that kind of stuff up. The one on the left is Tania. I think she figures if she sticks around, she might get a free toaster. Hmmm. Toast.
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    Da Momma: Elizabeth, an Op-Ed columnist. Formerly a latte-slinging, cell phone-talking Washington political junkie. Now a slightly disorganized, laundry-hating, multi-tasker with an irrational passion for flinging things on the floor and hanging things from ceilings. A genius at pretending to dust. Should never be trusted with cash when she's sad. Has been known to have hard liquor at the 8 a.m. Pre-K drop off.
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    Cute Husband, Esq: A former Marine, it was he who instilled in our daughters a love of getting up very early in the morning to go off and do things. The bastard.
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    The Beasties: Just 'cause we don't have enough going on.

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