“NORAD Santa Tracking Center this is John may I help you?”
“Hello. My name is Ren. Where is Santa, please?”
“Santa has just departed Guam and is headed toward the coast of Australia.”
“Oh. WOW.”
“And … when will he be in Boston, please?”
“Santa is on schedule for a midnight arrival in the Boston area.”
“OH. WOW.”
“After the children are in bed.”
“Do dey have ta be sleeping?”
“Yes.”
“What if dey just have they’re eyes closed?”
“Won’t work.”
“Reallllly … okay. Okay.”
“Merry Christmas!”
“Yeah, you too.”
We track Santa every year too. Merry Christmas!
Realllly. Good times Roodle Salad.
Potential lawyer – checking all the options to see exactly what’s allowed.
I track Santa, and there are no kids in our house. I just think it’s cool. I hope she’s sleeping by the time the Big Guy gets there!
Current location: Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Merry Christmas DaMomma!
p.s. Strange they told us he would be in Wayne , Pennsylvania at midnight EST too? Hmmmm.
Every year I see your NORAD post just as I’m feeling a little blue… and then NORAD brings back the magic.
DaMomma, you are DaBest!
Merry, merry Christmas to you and your brood.
10am here, Christmas lunch is cooking and Santa has long gone – hopefully he reaches you safe and sound! Merry Christmas DaFamily!
I just lied and said I called and Santa was in Virginia. He knows we can drive there in a day so he dove into bed. I am going to get a glass of wine. 5:00 mass almost killed me.
So… did she go to sleep? Looking forward to some gift-crazed Ren pictures!
We tracked too! So fun!