Percocet gives me funky dreams.
Like this one:
There is a knock at the door. I open it, and the hospital pediatrician is there. The one who didn’t approve of me. She is flanked by scowling nurses in their scrubs.
“You took home the wrong baby!!” they screech.
Oh, I say. Really?
In response to their demands, I produce the infant.
“How could you not know this is the wrong baby?”
I don’t know. I mean, I knew she didn’t look like anyone in our family, but I thought that was okay.
“Yes, but how could you not notice THIS??” they ask. They open her diaper and reveal a penis.
Damn. They have me there. I really should have noticed that one.
Yeah, that might have been a hard one to explain to the judge….
I’m sorry for laughing.
I couldn’t help but laugh.
LOL!!! oh, this sure makes a great mid-week laugh for me.
Percocet always gave me crazy dreams too… I remember having a recurring dream about a plane landing on our house. And it was completely real and logical to me
I don’t like percocet either. Try darvocet. No dreams.
Rofl! Wouldn’t have made me flinch with my brood
but I also hate percs. Ugh.
I dreamed that I had a kitten.
Why is Miss Mary the only one without a rose picture on the sidebar?
I was having similar dreams on Levaquin. Not so funny when you are dreaming, but snort-worthy when you wake up.
I just want to know if you checked her diaper in the morning just to make sure. LOL
I have the same reaction to percocet.
Oh! Too funny!
Ha! That’s hilarious! Though not when you were dreaming it, I’m sure.
Very cute.
Saw a license plate on Rt. 1 in NJ this morning. It said “DOODLE.” I guess EVERYONE knows about the Doodle!