
DA MOMMA
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CAST OF CHARACTERS

Da Momma: Elizabeth, a journalist and college instructor. Formerly a latte-slinging, cell phone-talking Washington political junkie. Now a wild-dancing accidentally offensive woman with an irrational passion for flinging things on the floor and hanging things from ceilings. Wants you to think she's a grown-up, even though she calls her Dad the minute things get complicated.

Baby Eden: The Schmoopy. My sweet little Three, who shrank instead of grew. But she's always had Momma's back.

Mary: Devoted to hermit crabs and FREAKING OUT. Made me a mother.

Karenna: Peekaboo Streak. The Roodle, Doodley. Everybody knows about Roo. Passionate about folk music. Some werewolf tendencies. Always looking for new employees. Sophisticated vocabulary

Cute Husband, Esq: A former Marine, it was he who instilled in our daughters a love of getting up very early in the morning to go off and do things. Some days he's lucky he's still alive.

Da Posse: Three friends, six years, eight kids. Because no one can ever see her own stuff. So you gotta get some friends who see yours and tell you about it. And then promptly forget it because they are easily distracted by shiny objects. Oooo. Shiny. The moms aren't in this shot. Nor three of the kids. Just use your freaking imagination.
Moonbeam and Sunbeam: Yes, okay, somehow or other they got the same sorta names as our cats, Moonlight and Sunshine. That was a total accident. However, like the cats, they are super-cuddly, will get food for themselves if hungry, and they're part of the family. Like the rest of the family, they believe in the power of liquor, drugs, and hot glue. They have no fear of blood.

The Beasties: Two cats. And some cacti that refuse to die. This is a picture of a fish we killed a long time ago. Need to update that.



Can’t wait to meet her.
EEEK! She is so cute I ALMOST want a third! Please don’t do this to me!!!
“I’m not Schmoopy! You are!” Can’t believe I’m the only one to reference that.
She’s beautiful. As long as she has a couple pounds to spare who cares? Hope you get to go home soon.
Gorgeous! Congratulations.
Oh my goodness! So sweet!
Wow. She is so precious!
So beautiful – she’s just perfect.
I have baby fever now! My 2nd just turned one. It went way to fast. She is adorable, enjoy her!
she looks so sweet and comfy too!!!
It makes me want to cuddle her
she is so cute! she’s got the little button nose, just like Mary and Ren
She is glorious! I can practically smell her powdery self from the picture. Can’t wait to hear the story of her introduction to her sisters. Love your blog, Elizabeth!
She is gorgeous!!
awwwwww. so sweet.
Gorgeous…absolutely gorgeous.
she is sooooo beautiful!!
she’s HUGE! so long! she fits them feet out
Beautiful!! Congrats again.
She is absolutely beautiful, and her feet are just perfect. Congratulations!
What a cutie !
She is just beautiful!!