Comments on: And then the Universe chucks me one … http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one No answers. Just stories. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:53:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Sue http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122370 Sue Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:43:43 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122370 "Oh, and the head is over here." I laughed so hard I could hardly see the screen after that one. Thankfully, our cats are of the indoor sort and only bring catnip mice as gifts. “Oh, and the head is over here.”

I laughed so hard I could hardly see the screen after that one. Thankfully, our cats are of the indoor sort and only bring catnip mice as gifts.

]]> By: Verchiel http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122303 Verchiel Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:58:42 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122303 Too funny. How many times can your firstborn utter the phrase, "Oh, and the head is over here" and have it be a source of relief? Too funny.

How many times can your firstborn utter the phrase, “Oh, and the head is over here” and have it be a source of relief?

]]> By: Tzipporah http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122300 Tzipporah Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:02:40 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122300 LOL - brought back some memories of my old cat. We lived on the edge of the state forest, so she had lots of fun. After six months or so, she finally figured out we were too dumb (or ungrateful) to eat the gifts she was bringin us (lined up neatly in rows outside the back door). So she started eating them herself - but continued to leave the entrails, lined up in neat little rows outside the back door, so we'd know she had done her job. ;) LOL – brought back some memories of my old cat.

We lived on the edge of the state forest, so she had lots of fun. After six months or so, she finally figured out we were too dumb (or ungrateful) to eat the gifts she was bringin us (lined up neatly in rows outside the back door). So she started eating them herself – but continued to leave the entrails, lined up in neat little rows outside the back door, so we’d know she had done her job. ;)

]]> By: Cathy J. http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122298 Cathy J. Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:19:00 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122298 One of the best dog photos we have is of Jasper stading at the back screen door with the dead squirrel in his mouth: "I brought dinner!" What a good dog... One of the best dog photos we have is of Jasper stading at the back screen door with the dead squirrel in his mouth: “I brought dinner!” What a good dog…

]]> By: Jess http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122297 Jess Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:41:33 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122297 Sorry to respond to your twitter here, but: Right about what? What should Jon Stewart be right about? Sorry to respond to your twitter here, but: Right about what? What should Jon Stewart be right about?

]]> By: Jennlm http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122296 Jennlm Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:05:11 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122296 Awwww! I miss my cat. He used to bring me all sorts of presents! LAst summer left us a big fat squirrel right outside the front door. My 4 yr old stepped on it with bare feet. Good old Bela. I miss him. Awwww! I miss my cat. He used to bring me all sorts of presents! LAst summer left us a big fat squirrel right outside the front door. My 4 yr old stepped on it with bare feet. Good old Bela. I miss him.

]]> By: morgan http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122285 morgan Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:52:11 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122285 Well, I mean, after the rude voicemail he left you the other day I'm glad that there was a positive(?) end to the beast in the walls! Well, I mean, after the rude voicemail he left you the other day I’m glad that there was a positive(?) end to the beast in the walls!

]]> By: cbs http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122277 cbs Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:21:54 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122277 My cat brings me gifts too. I sometimes think he is sending me signals with the way he positions the pieces. One day it was two feet with a tail perfectly lined up between them. Sometime it's little heads looking up at the door. We have learned to look down before stepping outside! My cat brings me gifts too. I sometimes think he is sending me signals with the way he positions the pieces. One day it was two feet with a tail perfectly lined up between them. Sometime it’s little heads looking up at the door. We have learned to look down before stepping outside!

]]> By: Carolie http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122274 Carolie Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:06:56 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122274 Good for Moomite! My cat, Bandit, used to lie in the side yard and LEAP straight up in the air to catch bats, of all things. She adored my father, who was the one member of the family not too enamored of cats. One night, he rolled over in bed, and heard CRUNCH. Yup, she'd deposited a dead bat gift *in the bed* beside him. When he leaped out of bed, totally grossed out, his heel hit the second gift, which was waiting on the little rug beside the bed. He slipped and fell, landing directly on the second bat. I recall learning many new and colorful words that night, as I leaned all my weight (and my desk chair) against my bedroom door, pleading "No, Daddy, don't kill Bandit! She was giving you GIFTS!" (He wouldn't really have killed her.) (I hope.) Good for Moomite! My cat, Bandit, used to lie in the side yard and LEAP straight up in the air to catch bats, of all things. She adored my father, who was the one member of the family not too enamored of cats. One night, he rolled over in bed, and heard CRUNCH. Yup, she’d deposited a dead bat gift *in the bed* beside him. When he leaped out of bed, totally grossed out, his heel hit the second gift, which was waiting on the little rug beside the bed. He slipped and fell, landing directly on the second bat.

I recall learning many new and colorful words that night, as I leaned all my weight (and my desk chair) against my bedroom door, pleading “No, Daddy, don’t kill Bandit! She was giving you GIFTS!”

(He wouldn’t really have killed her.)

(I hope.)

]]> By: The Food Whore http://damomma.com/2009/03/12/and-then-the-universe-chucks-me-one/comment-page-1#comment-122272 The Food Whore Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:43:19 +0000 http://damomma.com/?p=692#comment-122272 Awesome! Well, not the carnage. But a lovely baby gift, no? Awesome!

Well, not the carnage.

But a lovely baby gift, no?

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