Now who’s having plot problems?

“Momma,” Ren says, pushing a sword into my hand. “You be da bad guy.”

“Okay,” I say gamely. She holds up a crumpled piece of paper.

“And dis is da plane, and you trying ta get it, o’tay?”

“Right,” I say, thrusting at the plane.

“No, no, Momma,” she says, deep concern in her eyes. “Dis is a plane. You can’t get it. It way too high for you.”

I stare, blinking.

“But. So. What’s the game?”

“You just stand there wishing you could get it. And you can’t.”

Ah.

12 Responses to “Now who’s having plot problems?”

  1. amy Says:

    Oh, to be a kid… I could pontificate on the many meanings of that game, but basically you’ve got a super cute and smart kid there.

  2. Christine Says:

    Wow! To be young again….ahh, one day, one day!

    And on a side note, I love your blog! It always makes me smile!

  3. erin Says:

    Smart kiddo. Don’t you wish you could spend just a minute or 2 looking inside there and seeing how it all works? I love your blog! You make me smile, laugh and sometimes even cry. Thank you!

  4. Kris Says:

    Ren’s the greatest! :0)

  5. Stephanie Says:

    Oh, that’s too funny.

  6. hannah Says:

    ah.
    she’s such a HOOT.
    and a holler.
    And just you *wait* ;) when she’s a tween. oh hee! such fun !

  7. Jennboree Says:

    So, basically she thinks life is screwing her over. :)

  8. Barb Says:

    She could meet her match in a certain curly blonde, blue-eyed kid who makes up his own rules as he goes along……they would be cute together!!!

  9. Sarcasta-Mom Says:

    She’s just too darn cute for her own good

  10. Dave-o Says:

    I was at the OBGYN for my annual. After changing, I sat and waited while flipping through a magazine — Parenting, I think. Imagine my amusement when I recognized Karenna, and then you and Mary! It made me smile.

  11. ashley Says:

    Just want to drop a line and tell you how much I enjoy reading your blog. Your book(s) are on my Christmas list. You are an amazing mother and your family seems just perfectly imperfect (that’s a compliment)

  12. Slick Says:

    Too funny.

    I hate it when I have restrictions playing make believe!

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