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Always with the mouth

At Mare’s High School Musical Performance …

Kids on stage: No no no!!! Stick to the stuff you know! If you want to be cool, follow one simple rule, don’t mess with the rest, no no! Stick to the status quo!!

Renny: Momma. When day gonna stop singing?

Momma: Soon, Lamby, soon. Look! There’s Sissy!

Renny: Yeah. I see her.

Later …

Kids on stage bow, lights come up.

Renny (clapping sarcastically): Yay!! Dat de best show EVAH! (Hopping down from her seat) — Now it’s time to go.

Later, at horseback riding …

Renny gets her standard pony ride after sister’s lesson. She hops on the horse and levels the instructor with a long stare.

Renny: Why you take so long with Sissy? It boring.

Instructor: Um. Well. It’s your turn now.

Renny: I wanna trot.

Instructor: Okay, well, your feet aren’t really long enough to kick the horse, so –

Renny: TROT!!!!!!!!

The horse jerks forward. Renny laughs maniacally.

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17 Responses to “Always with the mouth”

  1. Angelia Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    You do know how much trouble you are in for as she gets older…right?

  2. Lee Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    It’s so hard being the younger sister, isn’t? Ren handles it with a magnificent “Don’t-you-dare-forget-about-me” spirit that’s hard not to love … and probably give into!

  3. Amy Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Ren rocks. Even if she is a little scary. She’s going to rule her high school … and the world! Hehehehehehe … I love that about her.

  4. Heidi Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 8:26 am

    I spit coffee out all over my desk :) I love Ren :)

  5. Ei Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    “Yay!! Dat de best show EVAH! Now it’s time to go.”

    I think perhaps we’re related. I mean, seriously.

  6. Jennboree Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Man, it must be tough being the little sister. Ren helps me understand my own crazy little sister. Like delayed therapy or something.

  7. TherapeuticMusings Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    This is so funny! She sound like my little sister, lol.

  8. Becky Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    My youngest sister is 28, and she still acts like this. We call it the Me-Monster.

  9. Sarcasta-Mom Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    What a funny little maniac :) She’ll never let herself be in anyone’s shadow, eh?

  10. Meredith Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I didn’t know 2-year-olds were capable of sarcasm. Wow.

  11. Christina Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    You gotta love the sarcasm. I can picture her rolling her eyes too. Oh Ren, you are too much! And I love it!!

  12. Morgan Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Ren is so delightfully evil. I love her.

  13. Kate from Atlanta burbs Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Boy, I wish Renny had been on the Brady Bunch… “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” would’ve gotten a run for the spotlight!

  14. Carol Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    She will have no trouble with anyone messing with her later in life!!! You won an award. Go check out my blog and see.

  15. Becky Says:
    August 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    She is such a firecracker. :)

  16. Yankee Amanda Says:
    August 6th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Ummm……wow. I love you guys, but WOW, Ren scares me.

  17. Francesca Says:
    May 12th, 2009 at 3:32 am

    Such a usefule blog…wow !!!!

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